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Each pair of underwear is soaked in a full workout's worth of sweat + 20 minutes worn in the sauna, then used to wipe up all the sweat and musk in my pits and beard. To purchase, buy the WARRIOR'S OFFERING at the link below. Do NOT leave a gift message. Email the shipping address to [email protected]. If shipping costs over $20, I'll require additional payment to cover it. You can purchase up to 3 pairs at once.